I was born at a young age, which was the custom at the time, and although my mother died before I was born, she said I would some day grow up. I did, and quickly set my sights on being a conductor. I saved up for one of those big watches on a chain, and practiced saying things like "tickets please" and "all aboard". When that didn't work out, I got a tux and a baton, and tried again. People say I am a pretty good conductor now, and I guess they're right, because every time I touch an electric fence, I get quite a shock.